#HEY LOOK #IT’S DRUNK GARY OLDMAN #I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH DRUNK OLDMAN #JUST FOR ONE DAY PEOPLE #WE WOULD DRINK BUTTERBEER ‘TILL WE GET DRUNK JUST LIKE WINKY #AND HE WOULD SPIT ON ME #AND IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY EVER #IT’D BE AS MISS CHANANDLER BONG WOULD SAY #PERFECTION